A. Init!

 

Q. What do u call a chav in a bank?

A. Safe!

 

Michael jackson got 10 years if he had been black he would of got 20.

 

Q. What have michael jackson and a ps2 got in common?

A. Their were both black and little kids turn them on.

 

A blond went into a hairdressers wearing some headphones she said to the man cut the hair but don't touch the headphones, so he did it and she paided and went away.She did it again the next month and by the third time the hairdresser got so curious that he took the headphones off and a minute later the blond fell on the floor dead. The hairdresser picked up the headphones and put them 2  to his ears and he heard a recording say "breath in,breath out"

 

A man goes up to heaven and when he gets there god greets him at the gate. The man walks up 2 god and god says hello there now ur gonna need some transport to get around heaven and seens that u kissed some1 on earth url have to have a fiesta the man says yes and drives off a couple of days l8er god sees him and he dident look very happy so god goes up to him and says wot is wrong. The man replies well u gave me this fiesta cause i kissed some1 so i got a lower grade car. God replies yes so wot is the problem so the man replies well iv just seen my wife and shes on roller skates.