49.hoovers

48.random red lights

47.blue oranges

46.mr crawford being a tramp

45.e.t phone cheese

44.a sock hanging off of a lightbulb

43.ding dong wank

42.saying kinky in a most unkinky situation

41.our bin moving from next to our bench

40.green cheese

39.Nathans pecker

38.random road kill

37.pole dancing duck

36.curious cock

35.darren the darlik

34.netto suger

33.saying screw u when u have no intention to screw that person

32.hi mum

31.asking a paki where he comes from

30.the trip to camelot was very gingerly like

29.the kuntucky wrap was definitley doing some wrapping

28.what a naughty purple blob

27.Melted chocolate in jennings

26.fuck u

25.u homosapian

24.never say no to a tramp

23.goodchilds tash

22.eating soup with a fork

21.zebra crossings

20.that mole just moonied me(shaun wright)

19.i swear those boxers were white before i wore them

18.Neils floppy hand

17.the robins did a sweet calming relaxing shit

16.LAXITIVES now come in a microwave toilet flavour

15.dun one

14.im on tv

13.BEER now comes in beer flavour!!

12.hi mum can i go down the shop and buy some tomatoes

11.that floorboard just winked at me

10.calum randomly falling over

9.and ett vas varm and squelchy

8.i swear that triffle just groped my arse!

7.i live in a gingerbread house!!!

6.mr hofts shiney head

5.jeffrys randomly moving in art

4.A red bin in the middle of a path or road

3.the pirate on top of a merits award in 9ca

2.every thing was great this morning and then the cat SHAT IN MY SHOE !!!

1.poof on legs